Somethings to think about...

1.
He who can, does; he who cannot, teaches.

2.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in
the world. (Keegan)

3.
Flattery is telling the other man precisely what he thinks about
himself.

4.
The intellect is always fooled by the heart.

5.
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by
chance.

6.
When a st***d man is doing something he is ashamed of, he
always declares that it is his duty.

7.
We want some mad people now, see where the sane ones have landed us!

8.
Time is the devourer of things.

9.
Hippocrisy is the homage paid by vice to virtue.

10.
Time: that which man is always trying to kill,
but which ends in killing him.